We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Government Cracks Down On Gangs”

A lot better than gangs cracking down on government.

Sweden, Local: “Circus Animal Ban”

Nothing left to do but send in the clowns.

Canada, Toronto Star: “France Spies For Us”

We spy for France, they spy for us, just an assembly of spies.

France, Connexion: “Sex And Undead Boost TV Ratings”

Is that sex with undead folk?

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Germany Pushes For Spy Concession”

Step right up and get your own spy!

UK, Independent” “Banker Just Can’t Say No”

Just lay down your money and they will take it.

Norway, Norway Post: “Shunned, Then Fired”

I thought it was fired and then shunned.