Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “BP Morons Turned Down Offer-James Cameron”
I gather it was a titanic offer.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Kids Abandoned At Casinos”
When broke, use whatever collateral you possess.

South Africa, Argus: “Toilets Offer Right To Dignity”
One man’s shit is another’s toilet.

USA, AP: “Christian School Fires Teacher For Fornication”
I thought Christians were for fornication, not birth control.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Search For Man With Missing Finger”
I guess he slipped between their fingers.

Sweden, The Local: “Bosses Enjoy Long Vacations”
When you received long bonuses, what else is left to do?

Finland, Sanomat: ‘Prepare To Be Bitten This Summer”

Australia, Brisbane Times: “No Excuse For Virgin Porn Employee”
If one is a virgin, what is left other than porn?

Russia, Moscow Times: “Children Encouraged To Pray For Putin”
Pray or the gulag!!

Singapore, Straits Times: “Sex For Tickets”
At $2,000 a seat at Yankee Stadium, it’s a bargain.