Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “BP Morons Turned Down Offer-James Cameron”
I gather it was a titanic offer.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Kids Abandoned At Casinos”
When broke, use whatever collateral you possess.
South Africa, Argus: “Toilets Offer Right To Dignity”
One man’s shit is another’s toilet.
USA, AP: “Christian School Fires Teacher For Fornication”
I thought Christians were for fornication, not birth control.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Search For Man With Missing Finger”
I guess he slipped between their fingers.
Sweden, The Local: “Bosses Enjoy Long Vacations”
When you received long bonuses, what else is left to do?
Finland, Sanomat: ‘Prepare To Be Bitten This Summer”
Australia, Brisbane Times: “No Excuse For Virgin Porn Employee”
If one is a virgin, what is left other than porn?
Russia, Moscow Times: “Children Encouraged To Pray For Putin”
Pray or the gulag!!
Singapore, Straits Times: “Sex For Tickets”
At $2,000 a seat at Yankee Stadium, it’s a bargain.