We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK,Guardian: “First Gay Couple To Marry”

So,how long will they be gay?

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Send Us Your Best”

Well, that leaves out the American Congress.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Progress In Peace With Israel”

Bibi only cursed Iran once today.

China, China Daily: “Give Up Mandarin To Learn Elephant”

Was this cleared with the government?

Norway, Norway Post: “Charity To Help People”

As distinguished with Tea Party charity for wealthy?

Russia, Moscow Times: “Hunger Games”

Let’s play starvation 101 for the poor.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Bitch”

Stop insulting Sarah Palin!