We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Bust Fatty Myth”

If you do, stand far away when it busts.

Sweden, Local: ‘Models Too Thin”

In Jewish neighborhoods, we like them Softik!

Italy, Local: “Half Italian Men Live With Mom”

Mama mia for sex!

France, Connexion: “Staff Takes Part In Shoplifting”

At least they know what has been stolen.

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Citizenship For Sale”

In America, it is citizenship, heart, soul and life for sale.

Norway, Norway Post: “Good Day For Democracy”

Not in America!

Israel, Jerusalem: “Cheese And Salami Heist”

Doesn’t seem kosher to me!