We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Kiwi Runner Breaks Record”
For carrying kiwis?
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Street That Never Sleeps”
Protests in Bangkok
Sweden, Local: “Foreign Born Swedes Join Anti-Immigrant Party”
I guess they want to have government pay their passage home.
Norway, Norway Post: “Five Things To Like About Snow”
It’s cold, it’s white, it freezes, it’s cold, and it is not here.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Drunk Survives Collision With Train”
I assume the train is doing well.
UK, Guardian: “Inflatable Santas”
But Fox News wants to know if they are WHITE!
USA, aol: “Lorde Shrugs Off Hype”
You can just call me, Lord.