We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Kiwi Runner Breaks Record”

For carrying kiwis?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Street That Never Sleeps”

Protests in Bangkok

Sweden, Local: “Foreign Born Swedes Join Anti-Immigrant Party”

I guess they want to have government pay their passage home.

Norway, Norway Post: “Five Things To Like About Snow”

It’s cold, it’s white, it freezes, it’s cold, and it is not here.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Drunk Survives Collision With Train”

I assume the train is doing well.

UK, Guardian: “Inflatable Santas”

But Fox News wants to know if they are WHITE!

USA, aol: “Lorde Shrugs Off Hype”

You can just call me, Lord.