Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Guardian: “Russia Interrogates Returned Spies”
OK, comrades, who has the recipe for blueberry pie?

South Africa, Argus: “Man Dies After Being Hit By Car”
The car is recovering very well.

Ireland, Independent: “Israel Army Clears Self Of Blame”

Singapore, Straits Times: “Dog Shoots Owner”
Next time, YOU clean up the shit.

China, China Daily: Brain Drain”
The history of the US Congress from 1789 to 2010.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Mass Killer: I’m Sorry”
Gee, if he said he is sorry, isn’t that sufficient punishment?

Sweden, The Local: “Photographer Sued By Paris Hilton”
His picture captured the essence of who she is.

Turkey, Hurriyet; “Israel Wants Name Changed To Israfil”
If I was in a Muslim country, that would make a lot of sense.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Running Of The Bulls”
Too bad, it wasn’t running of the bulls who bullshitted us about stocks.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Fidel Castro Makes First Appearance In 4 Years”
Oh, my God, is he still alive!!