We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, NY Daily News: “I Was Doing My Job”

The spies made me spy on you!

Sweden, Local: “Can We Rent Your Prisons”

I assume you also want to rent their prisoners.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “End Of The Line”

Oh well, just hop on train going the other way.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Nothing Ever Changes”

The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, the human condition.

France, Connexion: “Missing 13 Year Old Found”

Then, do not classify her as “missing.”

Canada, Toronto Star: “Santa May Deliver-We Won’t”


Turkey, Hurriyet: “Journalists Not Allowed In Police Stations”

Unless a prisoner, I assume?