We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Do It Backwards”

These days sounds sort of forwards.

USA, NY Post: “Six Year Old Boy Kisses Girl”

Another violation of female rights!

Sweden, Local: “Naked Protests”

They certainly have nothing to hide.

France, Connexion: “Prostitution Law Historic”

Fuck you!

Russia, Moscow Times: “Putin Calls Mandela Humanist”

In other words, the opposite of me?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Cancel Santa”

Does that mean we have to return those presents?

Norway, Norway Post: “Five Things To Like About Snow”

Its cold, its cold, its cold, its cold, its not here?