We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: “Try An Artificial Heart”

Best Xmas present for Republican congressmen.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Gun I Got For Xmas”

You know, the one I can bring to school!

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Open Pot Shops”

A high time in the old town tonight!

Italy, Local: “Angels Have No Wings”

Next, you will tell me that Santa is thin!

USA, Newsday: “Man Beats Dog With Bat”

It would be an interesting headline if it read: ‘Dog Beats Man With Bat’

UK, Guardian: “Police Hire Consultant”

Finally, they found a good use for criminals.

Norway, Norway Post: “No Beer Led To Squirrel Stabbing”

Next time, give the squirrel his beer!