We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
France, Connexion: “Try An Artificial Heart”
Best Xmas present for Republican congressmen.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Gun I Got For Xmas”
You know, the one I can bring to school!
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Open Pot Shops”
A high time in the old town tonight!
Italy, Local: “Angels Have No Wings”
Next, you will tell me that Santa is thin!
USA, Newsday: “Man Beats Dog With Bat”
It would be an interesting headline if it read: ‘Dog Beats Man With Bat’
UK, Guardian: “Police Hire Consultant”
Finally, they found a good use for criminals.
Norway, Norway Post: “No Beer Led To Squirrel Stabbing”
Next time, give the squirrel his beer!