HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Woman Struck By Train”

The train is reported to be doing OK.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Meet You At End Of World”

So, now you tell me of your love!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: ‘Officials Suspended For Misleading Parliament”

Are you telling me that is wrong?

China, China Post: “Forbidden City Closed On Monday”

I assume this means the Forbidden City is not forbidden the other days of the week.

Egypt, al-Arahm: “Gunmen Shoot Dead Yemen Colonel”

I gather they should shoot to wound.

UK, Guardian: “I Am Humiliated”

OK, Chris, we heard this already.

Sweden, Local: “Royals Change Mind”

That’s why they are called of royal blood!