We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Woman Struck By Train”
The train is reported to be doing OK.
South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Meet You At End Of World”
So, now you tell me of your love!
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: ‘Officials Suspended For Misleading Parliament”
Are you telling me that is wrong?
China, China Post: “Forbidden City Closed On Monday”
I assume this means the Forbidden City is not forbidden the other days of the week.
Egypt, al-Arahm: “Gunmen Shoot Dead Yemen Colonel”
I gather they should shoot to wound.
UK, Guardian: “I Am Humiliated”
OK, Chris, we heard this already.
Sweden, Local: “Royals Change Mind”
That’s why they are called of royal blood!