We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: Princess Talks About Sex In Myanmar”

Talk about it or why to do it there?

Sweden, Local: “Wolves And Sheep Film”

I assume people flock to see it.

Norway,Norway Post: “Minister Of Trains Late”

Next time take the bus you damn idiot.

UK, Guardian: “Princess To Have Baby In US”

Those damn immigrants, always seeking US citizenship!

China, China Daily: “Cut Red Tape For Chinese Immigrants”

You guys can never cease with the Communist propaganda.

France, Connexion: “Arrest A Man Who Vanished”

This will be a shot in the dark for police.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Police Refuse To Identify Selves”

And, let the criminals know where they are??