HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with my comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “I Don’t Know How To Tell You This”

But, Barack Obama is an inept communicator of ideas!

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Car Crashes Into Bedroom”

It was just looking for a place to rest a while.

USA, NY Daily News: “Teacher Arrested For Bringing Pot To Pot Luck”
“HS Teacher Has Sex With Student”
Gee,this is not my school days with Mrs. Klinerfuss!

Germany,der Spiegel: “Speaking English A Must”

It certainly was not for the 100,000 German immigrants who helped win the Civil War.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Truce In War On Drugs”

Legalizing it would end any and all wars on drugs.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Reject False Prophets”

You mean, Ted Cruz was not sent by God to save us from attacks on the wealthy??

France, Connexion: “Half French Men Have Affairs”

Only 50%??