We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Drugs, But Not Booze Fuel Violence”
That is not my experience on St. Patrick’s Day!
UK, Guardian: “Speaking English A Must”
Speaking as an American, you English speak funny!
France, Connexion: “Unveil Hands Free Car”
Next step, people free cars?
USA, aol: “Return Of Abducted Man Rejected”
I assume the abducted was Ted Cruz.
Sweden, Local: ” Ski Resort Hit By Avalanche”
It definitely did not occur in Sochi!
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Whaling Fleet Found”
Not by the whales, I assume.
Germany, Der Spiegel: “French President Spotted With First Lady”