We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Drugs, But Not Booze Fuel Violence”

That is not my experience on St. Patrick’s Day!

UK, Guardian: “Speaking English A Must”

Speaking as an American, you English speak funny!

France, Connexion: “Unveil Hands Free Car”

Next step, people free cars?

USA, aol: “Return Of Abducted Man Rejected”

I assume the abducted was Ted Cruz.

Sweden, Local: ” Ski Resort Hit By Avalanche”

It definitely did not occur in Sochi!

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Whaling Fleet Found”

Not by the whales, I assume.

Germany, Der Spiegel: “French President Spotted With First Lady”

Which one?