We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, Local: “Man Offers Burglar Coffee”
How come no Danish as well?
Canada, Toronto Star: “Can Rob Ford Save Toronto”
Definitely, by leaving.
China, China Daily: “More Chinese Travel Overseas”
If you want some freedom, where else?
France, Connexion: “102 year Old Sets Record”
For me, at 83 the record I want is seducing twenty year olds!
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Gurgle Don’t Guzzle”
Oh, just spit it out!
USA, NY Post: “We’re Not Extreme Right”
No, modern Republicans are to the right of the right.
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Thief Caught With 450 Pairs Of Shoes”
If you try to figure out which to use, of course, you will be caught!