We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, Local: “Man Offers Burglar Coffee”

How come no Danish as well?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Can Rob Ford Save Toronto”

Definitely, by leaving.

China, China Daily: “More Chinese Travel Overseas”

If you want some freedom, where else?

France, Connexion: “102 year Old Sets Record”

For me, at 83 the record I want is seducing twenty year olds!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Gurgle Don’t Guzzle”

Oh, just spit it out!

USA, NY Post: “We’re Not Extreme Right”

No, modern Republicans are to the right of the right.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Thief Caught With 450 Pairs Of Shoes”

If you try to figure out which to use, of course, you will be caught!