We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “French President Splits With First Lady”

Which First Lady?

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Reject False Prophets”

Not if you are a member of the Republican party!

Australia, Sydney Morning Post: “Marlboro Man Dies Of Smoking”

But, he did die with his boots on.

Italy, Local: “Thieves Steal Pope John Paul’s Blood”

They were simply trying out for a role in The Walking Dead.

US, NY Post: “Billy Nye Defends Evolution”

Wow, this is one daring man!

UK,Guardian: “Putin Cosy With Snow Leopard”

How about the snow leopard getting cozy with Putin?

Russia, Moscow Times: “Sochi Ready For Some, Not Others”

I have a hunch the “not others” are the athletes.