We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “kids Get Right To Die”

Die for what is the question/

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Circumcision OK”

I guess that is the long and short of it.

USA, Army Times: Probation For Man Posing As General”

What is the penalty for posing as a president?

Sweden, Local: “Handshake Refusal Leads To Fine”

I wouldn’t soil my hands with some people.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Sore Loser”

I think they are talking about Alex Rodrigez.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Boobs Up For Grab”

This story sucks!

China, China Daily: “Shark Fined $16 Thousand”

Dollars or bites?