We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Bitch”

Complaint or person is the question?

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Madonna In Haiti To Seek Work”

I thought she went to under developed nations to seek kids to adopt.

Sweden, Local: “Drug Dealer Sends Bill To Police”

For finding him or not finding him?

Netherlands, Dutch News: “Pigs Are On Fire”

Ready made bacon if you ask me.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “School Exam Thieves Found”

I assume those who found them get an A for effort.

Russia, Moscow Times: “My Great Sochi Adventure”

Whipping Pussy Riot singers?

USA, aol: “”Cavity Fighting Gum”

I’ll chew on this story.