We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
USA, Army Times: “Plead Guilty To Taking Bribes”
Anyone care to take my money to get me off?
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Firm Makes Offer To Robots”
Was the offer from the firm’s robots?
Sweden, Local: “City Relies On Private Garbage Trucks”
Whew, is this one smelly story!
Russia, Moscow Times: “Attack Pussy Riot Members”
The good news is they were attacked by Cossacks not Putin’s lions!
Netherlands, Dutch News: “Jail Kids For Throwing Snowballs”
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Jobs For Girls Only”
Let’s keep this one clean!
USA, Denver Post: “Cookie Sales Go Pot”
High times in the high state!
I assume their punishment is to make snow men for ten days.