We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, Army Times: “Plead Guilty To Taking Bribes”

Anyone care to take my money to get me off?

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Firm Makes Offer To Robots”

Was the offer from the firm’s robots?

Sweden, Local: “City Relies On Private Garbage Trucks”

Whew, is this one smelly story!

Russia, Moscow Times: “Attack Pussy Riot Members”

The good news is they were attacked by Cossacks not Putin’s lions!

Netherlands, Dutch News: “Jail Kids For Throwing Snowballs”

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Jobs For Girls Only”

Let’s keep this one clean!

USA, Denver Post: “Cookie Sales Go Pot”

High times in the high state!

I assume their punishment is to make snow men for ten days.