We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Man Drives Harley Davidson To Heaven”

I trust there are traffic police in heaven.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Pigs Die To Serve”

But, not in Israel.

UK, Guardian: “Best To Leave God Alone”

Or, watch out for an arrow from heaven!

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Criminals Pose As Cops”

Or is it, police pose as criminals? Take your pick, it makes no difference.

China, China Post: “Tear Down Army Base”

Not,if it is located in the congressional district of a Republican!

USA, Army Times: “Casket Photo Controversy”

Photo of casket or person in it?