We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Afghan Candidates Take To Road”

I suspect staying off the road is a lot safer in Afghanistan!

USA, NY Post: “Cop On Dinner Break Shoots Robber”

Was that the dessert?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Whining And Dining”

Sounds like a Wall Street lunch discussing high taxes.

UK, Guardian: “More Snow More Jobs”

Sounds like Republican economic plan.

Australia, Sydney Morning Post: “Cell Phones End Relationships”

We need to talk about that concept.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “I May Be White But I Can Jump”

How high is the issue?

USA, aol: “Man Sues Over Only One Napkin”

Wipe that grin off your face!