We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Justin Bieber On Drugs”

THIS is a news story!

Indonesia, jakarta Post: “Teen Flies Plane When Pilot Faints”

Is this a statement about the qualifications of a pilot?

Sweden, Local: ” Don’t Catch Egg Thief”

I am certain Fox News knows this is simply another failure on the part of Hillary Clinton.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Cut Gay Content In Class”

Under no conditions allow Russian students to be happy!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Pigs Drugged”

Give this story three oinks!

France, Connexion: “Fake Cops Dupe Elderly”

This is an example of an old, old situation.

UK, Guardian: “Bad Smell At Police Station”

Something doesn’t smell right about this story.