HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments

Sweden, Local: “Boycott Sexist Films”

Sounds sexist to me!

Canada, Toronto Star: “Bust Pickpocket Gang”

I guess someone placed their hand in the wrong pocket.

China, China Daily: “China Pledges Strong Stance On Smog”

I assume this means any smog found in China will be sent for re-education!

France, Connexion: “Pilots Call For Flight Boycott”

From now on passengers are responsible for all flying.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Missing Man Found In Cambodia”

I guess he is now, not a missing, but a found man!

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “A Golden Opportunity”

Christie will allow all cars to drive across the George Washington Bridge

Singapore, Straits Times: “I Was Supposed To Be On That Plane”

Plain lucky if you ask me!