We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments
Sweden, Local: “Boycott Sexist Films”
Sounds sexist to me!
Canada, Toronto Star: “Bust Pickpocket Gang”
I guess someone placed their hand in the wrong pocket.
China, China Daily: “China Pledges Strong Stance On Smog”
I assume this means any smog found in China will be sent for re-education!
France, Connexion: “Pilots Call For Flight Boycott”
From now on passengers are responsible for all flying.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Missing Man Found In Cambodia”
I guess he is now, not a missing, but a found man!
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “A Golden Opportunity”
Christie will allow all cars to drive across the George Washington Bridge
Singapore, Straits Times: “I Was Supposed To Be On That Plane”
Plain lucky if you ask me!