We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Putin Imperial Ambition”

First the Ukraine, and then the world!

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Parents Bully Teachers”

Does this mean no apple today?

China, China Daily: “Kindergarten Closed For Drug Use”

Never too early to start is my motto.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Week From Hell”

In America, every week in Congress is from hell.

Germany, Der Spiegel: “I’d Shake Hands With Devil”

If poor in America, that means shaking hands with Republicans in Congress.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Man Shot In Sydney”

Heck, in America only one man shot is good news!

France, Connexion: “Half French Men Have Affair”

With half French women is the question?

Italy, Local: “Half Corsica Men Use Viagra”

Is this good or bad news?