HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines from the world press along with our comments.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Crimea Soon To Be Russian”

Let’s not rush into this solution.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Unemployment Hits Poor Hard”

Wow! I never knew this!

Sweden, Local: “Please Don’t Kill The Kids”

A few knock out pills will do for peace and quiet!

France,Connexion: “Stolen Rembrandt Found”

But, has anyone found Rembrandt?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Strawberries Offer Prompts Outrage”

I clearly said: Blueberries!

Guardian, UK: “Ocean Keeps Its Secrets”

Does this mean no airplane debris?

Canada, Toronto Star: “Nudists Scare Kids”

Let’s not cover up this story!