HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

China, China Daily: “Kidnapping Scares Chinese”

When the government does the kidnapping, who wouldn’t be scared?

Japan, Japan Times: “Plane Landed In The Sea”

We now all agree the plane did land someplace!

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Wealthy Better Off Than Others”

Not in America, we love the wealthy and thank God they are worse off than we. I heard this on Fox News so it must be right.

Sweden, Local: “Let Swedes Swear In English”

Finally, an issue upon which all can agree!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Nausea Rises In The West”

Have you recently visited the United States of America? Is so, you know the answer why this is so.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Restaurant Bans Putin”

I assume that was before the restaurant was banned from existence.

France, Connexion: “Perfume Secret Ingredient”

Sounds like a smelly story to me.

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