We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
China, China Daily: “Kidnapping Scares Chinese”
When the government does the kidnapping, who wouldn’t be scared?
Japan, Japan Times: “Plane Landed In The Sea”
We now all agree the plane did land someplace!
South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Wealthy Better Off Than Others”
Not in America, we love the wealthy and thank God they are worse off than we. I heard this on Fox News so it must be right.
Sweden, Local: “Let Swedes Swear In English”
Finally, an issue upon which all can agree!
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Nausea Rises In The West”
Have you recently visited the United States of America? Is so, you know the answer why this is so.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Restaurant Bans Putin”
I assume that was before the restaurant was banned from existence.
France, Connexion: “Perfume Secret Ingredient”
Sounds like a smelly story to me.