We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Canada, Toronto Star: “What Canadians Not Allowed To Know”
That mayor Rob Ford was actually sober today?
Sweden,Local: “Pub Shortage Increases”
I assume that means drunks decrease.
France, Connexion: “Crime Starts To Pay”
I’d be more impressed by a headline that says, “Crime Does Not Pay”
South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Money Can’t Buy Happiness”
But, just about everything else!
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Assad Runs For Third Term”
Hopefully, that is the deadliest.
New Zealand,New Zealand Herald: “Slain For Bag”
I assume he was a bag man.
USA, aol: “Go Easy On Rapist”
He didn’t come??