We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden,Local” “Whites Look Friendly”

Not to Boko Haram in Nigeria!

Russia, Moscow Times: “Chocolate Putin On Sale”

Just another opportunity for opponents to lick his ass.

UK,Guardian: “Defamation Lawsuit Against Ford”

Brought by Chrysler?

USA, aol: “Dirty Old Man”

I think he lives in Los Angeles and owns a basketball team.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Cops Film Cops Having Sex”

Finally, the police doing their duty to create new criminals.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Roosters Defeat Bulldogs”

That is nothing to crow about.

China, China Daily: “Times Are Not That Bad”

Just twitter the Party line and all is well in China.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “What A Punk”

Just fill in the name of any Republican running for office.