We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments

USA, aol: “My Second Amendment Rights Trump Your Dead Kids!”

I can hear Jesus Christ uttering these words of compassion.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Broken Dreams”

Ah, the dream of newly elected Barack Obama ready to exert leadership.

Sweden, Local: “Beggar Assault”

The manner in which we trash the poor beggars the mind of decent people!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Swedish Jews Welcomed To Auschwitz”

I assume they will encounter a gas of a time.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Journalists Banned From Police Stations”

But, welcomed as prisoners if they print the wrong story.

China, China Daily: “Dogs Banned From Swimming”

A welcome act according to cats.

Canada, Toronto Star: “”Rob Ford Adrift”

Happily in a sea of beer.