We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, NY Daily News: “Parenthood Should Trump Pets”

Not if my pet is my gun!

Norway, Norway Post: “Exercise In Futility”

Any day in the House of Representatives working on passing any law.

Egypt, al Arahm: “Rape Sometimes Right”

At least in Egypt, groping is always OK, as long as the groped is a female.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Perks Of The Job”

Work in Congress and get money from the Koch Brothers.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Clintons Dead Broke”

Please tell me how I can become dead broke like the Clintons!

Sweden, Local: “Teachers Trained On School Shooting”

How to do them??

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “You Still Here?”

Russian troops in Ukraine?