We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, Local: “Momentum For Rape Reform”

In India that means only punishing the raped woman.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Yankees Drink Blood Of Russian Orphans”

When your team batting average is 220, just try anything!

Canada, Toronto Star: “Defamation Lawsuit By Rob Ford”

A Ford does too hold its gas!

USA, aol: “Teachers Being Tested”

For being able to pass tests??

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “No Bunnies Arrive On Time”

Hey, lets jump and hop to this, right away!

UK, Guardian: “A Hell Of A Warrior”

Bowe Bergdahal in action?

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Woman Kills Hit Man”

I guess you then call him the amiss man.