We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: “Nuns Take On Strip Club”

A battle of the boobs?

UK, Guardian: “Tip For Living Longer”

Awake in the morning?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “The Winner Is?”

In Texas, always the gun!

USA, aol: “Another Mess You Created”

The Republican mantra for Obama, you know, the guy who invaded Iraq.

France, Connexion: “Nestle Fined For Unfair Competition”

I will ponder this story over my cup of coffee.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Students Use Drugs For Higher Grades”

A lot smarter than using their brains.

Sweden, Local: “Make Daddy Happy”

With a Playboy Bunny?