Each  day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Russia, Moscow Times:  Medvedev Girls Take On Putin Girls”

Boobs take all.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Millionaire Not Charged In Crash”

It would be news if he was.

France, Connexion:  ‘Live Frog Found In Salad”

If you are a frog in frog land, why not jump in the salad?

China, China Daily:  “Parents Dubious About Integrity Textbook”

In China, the word “integrity” will not ordinarily appear in a textbook.

Ukraine, Kyiv Post:  “Friendly Advice”

President Obama, from day one the issue was JOBS!

Thailand, Bangkok Post:  “Police  Chief Told To Protect Dignity”

And, if you get a chance, catch some criminals as well.

Portugal, Portugal News:  “Deadline Tolls”

And, Death eventually tolls for all.