We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, Local: “Day Care Rapist”

Off with his penis!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Jesus Portrayed As Gunman”

A new NRA poster boy?

China, China Daily: “Get Ready For Full Moon”

At least this will give me something to howl about!

USA, aol: “Chris Christie Dances On TV”

I would be more impressed if he danced on the Washington Bridge.

Hungary, Budapest Times: “Few New Faces In Cabinet”

We sure could use some new faces in Congress.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Ban Stalin Film On Massacre Of Chechen”

I await the Stalin film on him feeding the millions he starved to death.

Egypt, al Ahram: “Ref Aids Brazil Get Goal”

Now, if he could aid them build a stadium and a few hotels!