HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Islamists: Females Cover Up On Beach”

I assume you guys don’t want a cover up in bed.

USA, NY Post: “Cheney: I Am Not Wrong”"

It’s the world, that is.

UK, Guardian: “Teacher Has Sex With Student”

This is termed, hands-on learning.

Russia, Moscow Times: “We Don’t Need You”

Unfortunately, that is a message never delivered to Vladimir Putin.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Rob Ford Circus Returns”

We award three deep burps for this clown.

Sweden, Local: “Cocaine King Walks Free”

Through a white cloud of dust.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Pig Welfare Improved”

Let’s give a loud oink for this.

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