We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Islamists: Females Cover Up On Beach”
I assume you guys don’t want a cover up in bed.
USA, NY Post: “Cheney: I Am Not Wrong”"
It’s the world, that is.
UK, Guardian: “Teacher Has Sex With Student”
This is termed, hands-on learning.
Russia, Moscow Times: “We Don’t Need You”
Unfortunately, that is a message never delivered to Vladimir Putin.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Rob Ford Circus Returns”
We award three deep burps for this clown.
Sweden, Local: “Cocaine King Walks Free”
Through a white cloud of dust.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Pig Welfare Improved”
Let’s give a loud oink for this.