We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “I’m Tired Of Being A Man”

Spoken like a true transgender.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Mayor Quits Over Dog Poop”

What a shitty way to act!

Czech Republic, Prague Post: “Abolish Patient Fees”

Republicans do not believe one is entitled to a free ride to heaven.

China, China Daily: “Cat On Run”

At least it is not on a tin roof!

Russia, Moscow Times: “I Saw His Nasty Side”

Sorry, that is the only side that Vladimir Putin has!

Germany, Der Spiegel: “What Would A Real Caliph Do?”

Hopefully,get a harem to keep him busy.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Former Playboy Bunny Converts To Muslim Religion”

I guess she wanted to go from uncovering to covering up!