We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
France, Connexion: “Call For People To Give Blood”
This call has been issued by the Vampire Association of Paris. It is urgent!
Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Governor Gets Back To Work”
Gee, could we get the US Congress back to work?
Canada, Toronto Star: “Plane Disappears From Radar”
I have been told Mayor Bob Ford was at the controls, and he had some beer!
Japan, Japan Times: “Hail Abe Drive For Women”
The question is whether or not women summoned him to their rescue??
Russia, Moscow Times: “Russia Shifting To Underworld”
I have a hunch it is much freer being in the Russian underworld than in its top world,
Sweden, Local: “Snake Hunt After Man Bitten”
I assume this is one dude seeking to give that damn snake a bite!
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Where Saints Go, We Go”
The Republican Congressmen version is: where the lobby money goes, we go!