Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Unemployed Man Sells Self”
The question is: did anyone buy him?
Ireland, Independent: “Fined For Obnoxious Scream”
His name was Glenn Beck.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Turkmenistan Forms Space Agency”
So, that’s where the aliens go?
Canada, Toronto Star: “We Are Not Shocked By What Happens”
In a world where Michele Bachmann is a candidate for president, what could be more shocking?
China, China Daily: “Farewell To Ming Dynasty”
Hello to Communist one!
UK, Guardian: “Penis Cut Off ”
I hope this is nothing to be gay about.
Sweden, Local: “Police Launch Condom Crackdown”
It is designed to get more babies.
Army Times: “Delta Charges Veterans Baggage Fee”
However, it is only for the alive ones. They are patriotic.