Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

South Africa, Argus:  “Clinic Staff Drunk On Duty”

Is this wrong?

Sweden, Local:  ‘Need Fat Tax”

The problem is–is there anyone who is not fat to impose it?

Russia, Moscow Times:   “How Coca Cola CEO Handles Stress”

He grabs a Pepsi cola to drink?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Fiji Sends Threatening Note”

Send in the Marines!

Norway, Norway Post:  “Cell Phone Thefts On Rise”

Has anyone called this in on their cell phone?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Illness Puzzles Hospital”

It’s a damn HOSPITAL for God’s sake,  they are supposed to have illness in it!

UK, Guardian:  “White Collar Punishment Softened”

This is NOT news!