Each  day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Does God Punish With Earthquakes”

No, if He really wants to punish us, it is with Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann.

UK, Guardian:  “Warn Of Lost Generation”

Have you checked the local mall?

South Africa, Argus:  “Vote For Our Mountain”

Sorry, I am more of a valley person.

Sweden, Local:  “Ban Mum’s Boobs”

One man’s mum boobs is another man’s neat boobs to gaze on.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “One Fourth College Programs Get D grade”

Another example of grade  inflation.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Obama Courts Hispanic Vote”

Taco, anyone?

UK, Guardian:  “Donald Haters”

So, what do you have against Trump’s hair?