Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Wanted Spies”
Preferably, not any from Russia
Turkey, Hurriyet: “CIA Follows Facebook”
Most probably in the wrong direction.
USA, Army Times: “Took Fingers But No Murder”
They asked me for proof that I killed someone.
Norway, Norway Post: “Best Burgers In Town”
That eliminates McDonald’s.
France, Connexion: “Politician Speeds At 140 MPH”
Just trying to get away from voters.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Avoid Stagnation”
Easy, get rid of Vladmir Putin.
Sweden, Local: “”Swedes Plan To Desert”
If you lived in cold Sweden wouldn’t you head for a desert?