Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK,Guardian: “Bog Emissions Rise Again”
I guess people are eating those baked beans again.
France, Connexion: “Slump Is Normal”
Not for those on Wall Street.
USA, NY Post: “Hair Attacks”
Sounds like a scary story to me.
Finland, Sanomat: “Strikes Lead To Job Losses”
No strikes also leads to job losses.
UK, Independent: “Can’t Keep A Good Man Down”
Nor can Cain keep his big mouth shut.
Netherlands, Dutch News: Dutch Getting Fatter”
It’s all that good cheese.
USA, NY Daily News: “Satellite Searches Marijuana Plants”
I guess you have to be high to find marijuana.