We offer observations on the human condition from a 21 year old mind trapped in an 81 year old body.

Sweden, Local:  “Reprieve For 90 Year Old Deportee”

Bad news is he will have to listen to Republican debates.

China, China Daily:  “Sex Billboard Causes Stir”

Hopefully,it is interactive.

Netherlands, Dutch News: “Supreme Court Investigates Shell”

Sounds like a shell game to me.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette:  “Winter Of Discontent”

That would not be so bad if it was followed by a spring of joy and hope.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Search For Missing Millions”

Have you tried Wall Street?

Israel:  “Chief Rabbi Decides Who Is Jew”

Has anyone checked if he is one?

France, Connexion:  “Gambler Addict Sues Government”

I have a hunch he would have gambled if there was no government.