Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, NY Daily News:  “Teacher Bribes Students”

She wants to make certain of a favorable student evaluation.

UK, Independent:  “Sorry For Racy Tweet”

So stweet of you.

South Africa, Argus:  “If Tomorrow Never Comes”

Neither will next month.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Wrong Place, Wrong Time”

Story of my life.

France, Connexion:  “Fat Tax Can’t Fix Fat”

Only a fat head could believe this.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Gossip Is Good For You”

I think it depends on the gossip.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Crowds Check Out Nudists”

I guess they check from the bottom up.