HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, Local:  “Fake Boobs”

Big deal, we have fake political leaders.

Czeck Republic, Prague Post:  “Government Reaches Deal With Doctors”

For each dead person, you get bonus for emptying hospitals.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “We Have Low Goals”

Slogan of Republican Congressmen.

Russia, Moscow Times:”Work Begins On Electoral Reform”

From now on, Putin only gets 88% of the vote.

France, Connexion:  “France Lumbers Up For Baby Making”

Penis, in upright position!

Norway, Norway Post:  “Butter Shortage Hits Norway”

I guess they are going down the slippery slope.

USA, Newsday:    “Two Hurt In Cesspool Explosion”

This is one messy story.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  ‘Mushroom Alert”

Always happens on a cloudy day.