HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, NY Daily News:  “GOP Leader Dies In Bathroom”

What is surprising, they spent their lies shoveling shit.

UK, Independent:  “Broke Rules By Joining Lobby Firm”

I thought that WAS the rule!

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Reincarnation Caused Death”

Sir, the purpose of reincarnation is to BE dead.

Sweden, Local:  “Go Easy On Gun Toting Gangsters”

They may wind up running your government like the NRA does in America.

Russia, Moscow Times:  Putin’s Three Choices”

I win with 99%, I win with 95% or I win with only 90%.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Prosecutor Shoots Self In Protest”

That is one way to handle losing the case.

South Africa, Argus:  ‘Horse Heads Found In Malls”

Quit horsing around with such stories.