Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
USA, NY Daily News: “GOP Leader Dies In Bathroom”
What is surprising, they spent their lies shoveling shit.
UK, Independent: “Broke Rules By Joining Lobby Firm”
I thought that WAS the rule!
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Reincarnation Caused Death”
Sir, the purpose of reincarnation is to BE dead.
Sweden, Local: “Go Easy On Gun Toting Gangsters”
They may wind up running your government like the NRA does in America.
Russia, Moscow Times: Putin’s Three Choices”
I win with 99%, I win with 95% or I win with only 90%.
Norway, Norway Post: “Prosecutor Shoots Self In Protest”
That is one way to handle losing the case.
South Africa, Argus: ‘Horse Heads Found In Malls”
Quit horsing around with such stories.