Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

South Africa, Argus:  “Don’t Feed Baboons”

I guess this means never entering Congress.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Lost-Found, $150 Million”

I guess Mitt Romney is upset at misplacing so much money.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Free To Pee”

I piss on this  story.

USA, aol.com        “Joe Paterno Spokesman Denies Reported Death

“Joe Paterno Dead At 85

No comment.

Sweden, Local:  “Mouse Grounds Plane”

So, that was the squeaking sound.

Turkey, Hurriyet:   “Bring It On”

As long as there are no Armenians in group.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Tallest Man Dead”

A rather short heading for such a  long tale.