Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
South Africa, Argus: “Don’t Feed Baboons”
I guess this means never entering Congress.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Lost-Found, $150 Million”
I guess Mitt Romney is upset at misplacing so much money.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Free To Pee”
I piss on this story.
USA, aol.com “Joe Paterno Spokesman Denies Reported Death
“Joe Paterno Dead At 85
Sweden, Local: “Mouse Grounds Plane”
So, that was the squeaking sound.
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Bring It On”
As long as there are no Armenians in group.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Tallest Man Dead”
A rather short heading for such a long tale.