HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

Each day we offer headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Heroin Clinics Given Go-Ahead”
I’m glad they are opening heroin clinics so people can get the drug without hitting the streets.

Argentine, Buenos Aires Herald: “What Happens If Flu Goes Away”
No more achooing?

Finland, Helsinki Times: “Open Letter To The Future”
Could you please hurry up, you can’t be any worse than the present.

Norway, Norway Post: “Progress Party In Favor Of Euthanasia”
For itself, I assume?

Sweden, Stockholm News: “Robots To Sweep Streets”
Are they legal immigrants with valid ID papers?

Zaman, Hurriyet: “Mongolians Vote For New President”
I guess Genghis Khan couldn’t be any worse than Bush.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Tourists Fined For Dressing Like Nuns”
I would think a hundred Hail Marys would suffice as punishment.

Sweden, The Local: “Mortician Finds Live Patient Declared Dead”
Who would you believe the doctor or mortician when it comes to having patient declared dead?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post; “Billions To Export Gathering Dust:
I wonder which nation imports gathering dust and what do they do with it.

Hungary, Budapest Times: “Breasts Get Unwanted Attention”
Not from the guys I know!