We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, Local: “Pigeons Beheaded”
Do they get cake along with it?
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Sex Consensual Because Victim Didn’t Scream”
If I raise my hands during a robbery does it mean I am greeting the robber?
France, Connexion: “French Genocide Law On Hold”
Now, if we just get genocide on hold!
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Baby Looks Like Saddam Hussein”
Does that mean the baby has to shave everyday?
Ireland, Independent: “Prostitute Memoirs”
Should I spread my legs when reading it?
Norway, Norway Post: “Norwegian Ship Attacked By Pirates”
You are Norsemen, for God’s sake, so what is strange about fighting pirates?
UK, Guardian: “Cheetah Seized At Airport”
Don’t pay the fare, pay the penalty!
USA, NY Daily News: “King For A Day”‘
For Newt Gingrich, he is king everyday and you are his subjects!