We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:   “Bigger Bikinis”

If you have bigger butts,what else?

Sweden, Local:   “”Fake Colleges”

The problem is faking students into thinking they are learning something meaningful.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Poverty  Rising”

Of course it is, wealth is rising which means poverty is rising differently.

Norway, Norway Post:  “”Early Deaths Need Explination”

I guess the alternative is like being in Hell.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Looking For Exercise”

Well, don’t bother looking in the USA.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “All Options On Table For Iran”

Except anything that makes sense.

USA, aol:  “Veteran Declared Dead Four Times”

So, three strikes is not out anymore