Each day we offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Cheaper Eats, Added Value”

Added fat.

New Zealand, New  Zealand Herald:  “Crowe Takes On Vampire”

May the best bite win.

USA, Aol.com:   “Condition Of Pregnant Women”

A big belly?

Czech Republic, Prague Post:  “Government  Gets Poor Grades For Corruption Effort”

You guys have to increase your corruption tenfold.

UK, Independent:  “Invasion Of Swamp Monsters”

I certainly prefer them to the invasion of Republican lunatics.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Teachers Need To Address Porn”

More or less, I guess.

France, Connexion:  “Need To Die In Paris”

Frankly, I prefer to  live in Paris.